Your list is flawed. I have tried every item on it, and have yet to be showered in semi-clad booth babes. Except for that one time in Vegas, but that wasn’t technically an elearning event. Except for the webcam. Does that count? I think it might. Wait. I think they were dudes. Whatever. Semi-clad is semi-clad. Edupunk 4LIFE, BABY!